Twilight Girls
“MAHHHM, can we watch breaking dawn tonight?”
“OHMYGAWD! Emily got breaking dawn! SLEEPOVER!”
“Do you like twilight? You’re totally smart so you probably do.”
“MAHHHM, can we watch breaking dawn tonight?”
“OHMYGAWD! Emily got breaking dawn! SLEEPOVER!”
“Do you like twilight? You’re totally smart so you probably do.”
Dracula is a creepy middle-aged man with ponytail and a long hooked beaky nose. Dracula lives with his parents around 30 miles from the location of my store, however, he still drives to the store to drink coffee and talk to the waitresses for 2+ hours at least twice a week. He has no cable or internet and the most interesting story he’s ever told me was how he went to the library and looked up falcons on the computer.
An 89-year-old drunkard frequently comes in and sits at the counter. He swears loudly in front of young children, he asks waitresses if he can bring their family out to dinner for a “date” and he says inappropriate things to waitresses. He has been kicked out approximately 10 times, also, he has been arrested more than once for refusing to leave. The last time I saw him he was kicked out for walking up to a female customer and saying, “You would make a really fucking good prostitute! You would make so much fucking money! I’d fuck you!” The story is he fell in his home and was finally put into a nursing home by his sister.
A boy sitting in the corner booth bit the cuticle and skin around his finger nail off of all his fingers and poured salt into them. He kept chewing at his fingers and then pouring in more salt.
One night a guy took a pancake into the bathroom and attempted to soak up all the liquids on the men’s room floor so he could eat it for a bet. My manager followed him into the bathroom, asked him what he was doing and promptly took the pancake from him. My manager told the guy to tell his friends he had won the bet, the bet was only for $20…
